My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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