My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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