Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Randomize
