Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I will be naked everywhere
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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