why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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