one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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