Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
They took my balls.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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