he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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