she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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