I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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