Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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