Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I don't think brook has ever known best
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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