I'm eating all of the evidence.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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