So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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