Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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