So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
She's just so happy...and so naked.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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