me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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