I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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