No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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