i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Randomize