I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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