great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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