Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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