THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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