Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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