the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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