Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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