why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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