Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
you told grandpa to call you daddy
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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