I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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