No, you can still breathe under the balls.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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