Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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