I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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