exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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