it hurts more in the daytime
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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