i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
COCAINE IS GR8
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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