porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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