I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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