This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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