you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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