i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
operation harelip BJ is a go
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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