you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Randomize
