I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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