I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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