Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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