I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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