i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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