Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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