I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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