i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm just crazy horny about you
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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