i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
