How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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