what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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