Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Randomize
