Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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