We're facebook friends in real life
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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