I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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