dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
