weddingsv make me drug and hornr
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
someone owes me an orgasm
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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