we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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